Busted!

We have a "no food or drink" sign on our door at work. I'm one of the clerks most likely to confiscate customers' drinks. Tofutti Cutie used to call me "The Enforcer".

Today I went up to a man (who was carrying a coffee) and politely gave my "no food or drink" speech. One of his sons said, "Ooh, Dad, you got busted!". The other son said oh-so-helpfully, "Dad, the sign said, 'No food or drink'." The dad good-naturedly handed over his drink.