Whoops!

This morning a woman came up to me and asked me, "Do you have a bathroom?"

I said, "No, sorry. The closest one is the coffee shop kitty-corner from us."

She stared at me blankly.

I thought maybe I was talking too fast for her to understand, or that she didn't know what "kitty-corner" meant. I tried to clarify by saying, "Across the street."

Still puzzled, she asked, "A basket?"

Whoops!