Liars!
A kid came up to one of my co-workers and asked if we had a bathroom. (We don't.) My co-worker told the kid where the nearest bathroom was.
A few minutes later the kid's dad came up to me and said, "You really don't have a bathroom?"
I replied, "Nope, sorry."
I started to tell him where the nearest one was, but he turned to his kids and said something. I wasn't exactly sure what he said, but it sounded like, "C'mon kids, let's go. We don't do business with liars."
In disbelief, I said, "Excuse me, sir, did you just call me a liar?"
He turned back and said, "Yeah."
Dude, just because you didn't get the answer you want, doesn't mean it isn't the truth!
posted by mamurd @ 7:55 PM
4 Comments:
Perhaps it would be more correct to say you have a restroom for employees only?
Nope. THERE IS NO RESTROOM IN THE STORE. We employees physically leave the property of the store to go to the bathroom. It's a long, roundabout route requiring several keys and a password. Even if we were allowed to take them there, it's faster if they go across the street to the coffee shop!
Perhaps you should answer, "Nope, even I have to leave the store to use a restroom."
I've said it. They don't believe me.
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