Instant Karma

Tofutti Cutie has complained about people not getting out of her way when she's carrying heavy boxes.

The other day I was carrying a large box full of smaller boxes. One box was balanced on top. As I was approaching a bottleneck area of the store, I saw that there were two women standing in my way. As I approached them I said, "Excuse me." They glanced at me, but didn't move. Inwardly sighing, I lifted my box, turned to the side (with my back to the women), and tried to squeeze myself past them. The side of the bottleneck that I was on is constrained by a railing. To get past it, I had to lift my box over the railing (while walking sideways). When I lifted it, I tilted it towards me. Just as I was passing the two women, the top box slipped off the others, fell over my shoulder, and landed on their shoulders (between their heads).

Awesome!

See, ladies, this is why I wanted you to move!!!