"I Can Count to 100!"

As I was ringing up a woman, her young son proudly announced to me, "I can count to 100!"

I said, "Wow!" After a moment I asked, "What comes after 100?"

He looked puzzled until his mom whispered, "101."

He turned back to me and told me, "101!"

I asked, "What's after 101?"

He quickly replied, "102!"

"And what's after 102?"

"103!"

I told him, "Now you can count to 103!"

Needless to say, he was very cute.